DeMotivationalQuotes


Woody Allen
  1. More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
  2. You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

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